It's an adult night! How did this happen? It's a mystery.
This may be the worst hotel I have stayed at in my travels. In the middle of Torrington, CT, but somehow I've got two electric company trucks just outside my window who are repairing power lines with what sounds like a jackhammer and some very unfortunate cats.
Seriously, the green apple-ification of candy is a scourge that must end.
Yesterday, I was fine. Today, I'm humming the Late Show theme and wondering where the hell the last 30+ years went. #letterman