It's an adult night! How did this happen? It's a mystery.
Your princess is in another, lesser used video game trope.
This may be the worst hotel I have stayed at in my travels. In the middle of Torrington, CT, but somehow I've got two electric company trucks just outside my window who are repairing power lines with what sounds like a jackhammer and some very unfortunate cats.
Seriously, the green apple-ification of candy is a scourge that must end.
Yesterday, I was fine. Today, I'm humming the Late Show theme and wondering where the hell the last 30+ years went. #letterman
I genuinely LOLed at this. Brilliant. https://
Stopped taking the pain meds specifically so I could drink this beer. Also, homemade bread. #boss
Turns out foot surgery give you some massively horrible gas, too. #mightcomebyitnaturally